Girlie desktop wallpapers

This post is dedicated to the author of laughingtears.blogspot.com
she's a good friend of mine and a hardcore art lover, so here it goes.....


Recently i found this site http://www.pixelgirlpresents.com which offers a huge collection of wallpapers.
Most of these are quite artistic and almost all have a girlie touch as the name of site indicates. So if u don't like the usual stuff on ur desktop try this unusual one. I think the stuff will appeal more to galz than boyz.
I found some of these quite interesting and worth to download.






Bottomline MUST VISIT FOR GALZ ATLEAST ONCE

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SABSE PEECHE HUM KHADE

DIS IS 4 ALL U GUYS OUT DERE...

Zaara naazar uthake dekho

Baithe hai hum yahi

Bekhabar mujhse kyon ho?

Itne boore bhi hum nahin

Zamane ki baaton mein uljho na

Hai yeh aasaan janana

Khud se jo agar tum poocho

Hai hum tumhare ke nahi

Teri aankhon ka jaadu

Poori duniya pe hai

Duniya ki iss bheed main ....Sabse peeche hum kahen

Mehfile aayi aur gayi

Log aaye aur gaye

Tum jo aaj aaye ho

Dil mein ho bas gaye

Muskarake baat taalo na

Phir miloge jo kahi

Dekhana yahi kahoge

Itne boore the hum nahi

Teri aankhon ka jaadu

poori duniya pe hai

Duniya ki is bheed mein.....sabse peeche hum khade

Teri aankhon ka jaadu

poori duniya pe hai

Duniya ki is bheed mein

sabse peeche hum khade

Louis Pasteur, Suresh Sir, John Nash and Beautiful Mind

The title itself summarizes everything. Well there are few statements in class lecture which wake me up from my daydreaming. This incident is one of them.

During our first Immunology class, Suresh Sir slowed his rapid flow of words (a rare incident in itself), a brief pause and pointing to reflection of OHP slide on wall he said "There is Louis Pasteur!!!" The thing that made the whole incident hilarious was the fact that I had watched the movie "A beautiful mind" the day before only. So in that movie Nobel Laureate John Nash sees people who do not exist. And in that fraction of second I convinced myself that I am attending class of another Nobel Laureate who sees Louis Pasteur as his student.

Another statement which could have paved way for a new theory in Particle physics had it been delivered in much more intelligent audience is "The strength of bond depends upon strength of bonds". Do you see the connection between Collective dynamics of nuclear particles, Reversal of space-time arrows in this statement!!!!

Gaurav Bhardwaj

For all future bioinformaticians

Mohhabatein in coding

Ek Trainee tha anjana sa..........
coding karne se woh darta tha........

Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............

Choree choree........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...

Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat bhar jagta tha...

Kuch aata nahee tha usko............
jane kaise deliver karta tha..............

Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...

Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisee hotee hai ..............?

Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....

"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code
kaise hota hai.....

tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."

"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."

"Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile,

jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...

kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...

tururururururururu ru.......................

by : author

crossing over by Sharma Sir

sir was teaching crossing over during one of genetics lab. he was showing some of the meiosis slide having paired chromosomes. than came the bouncer one of the funniest example/analogy i ever heard - Sharma sir touched his trouser zipper and said pairing occurs in zipper like fashion, ..................

after that everybody was just trying to control the laughing but one girl just made some sound then sir replied in his usual eestyle - "kya ho gaya pairing to aise hi hoti hai"

moral of the story Sir can be very funny at times

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